I FOUND THE PEANUT BUTTER!
A month into my study abroad period in Italy and I found about 5 jars of SKIPPY hiding out on the top shelf of a grocery store, above an endless sea of Nutella!
I don't understand how a whole country can live without PB&J's but I'm just not ready to let go yet! Haha. If anyone wants to send me a couple pints of PB, I would be greatly appreciative... and probably a little sick on account of me consuming it in a dangerously quick amount of time.